You ever bring up well known TV references to anybody that doesn't watch TV? It's a horrible experience. First, you have to explain where it's from. Second, you have to explain, if you have time, to the person all the events leading to said reference in the particular episode of whatever TV show that you're referencing. Lastly, you have to explain to that person that "you just had to be there" because you realize that explaining a story from TV takes a lot of time and emotional effort and you really have to wonder if that person you're talking to lives in a cave or not.
Thankfully, our friend Scott here would rather suck his dad off than do any of that.
