I'm trying to work out a deal with Hallmark to get Scott's tweets turned into greeting cards. These are perfect for the loved one in any man/woman's life.
I don't know about any of you, but I'm taking notes.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Romance
Tweeted 10-1-2009
I'm trying to work out a deal with Hallmark to get Scott's tweets turned into greeting cards. These are perfect for the loved one in any man/woman's life.
I don't know about any of you, but I'm taking notes.
I'm trying to work out a deal with Hallmark to get Scott's tweets turned into greeting cards. These are perfect for the loved one in any man/woman's life.
I don't know about any of you, but I'm taking notes.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Dreams
Tweeted 9-10-2009
Work. Ugh. Am I right, people?
In case you're wondering (I hope you're not wondering), the "Scott visits his dad" series is far from over; I just thought I'd bring in something more relatable to everyone today. No offense to the incestuous gays.
Work. Ugh. Am I right, people?
In case you're wondering (I hope you're not wondering), the "Scott visits his dad" series is far from over; I just thought I'd bring in something more relatable to everyone today. No offense to the incestuous gays.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sweeps Month
Tweeted 2-17-2010
You ever bring up well known TV references to anybody that doesn't watch TV? It's a horrible experience. First, you have to explain where it's from. Second, you have to explain, if you have time, to the person all the events leading to said reference in the particular episode of whatever TV show that you're referencing. Lastly, you have to explain to that person that "you just had to be there" because you realize that explaining a story from TV takes a lot of time and emotional effort and you really have to wonder if that person you're talking to lives in a cave or not.
Thankfully, our friend Scott here would rather suck his dad off than do any of that.
You ever bring up well known TV references to anybody that doesn't watch TV? It's a horrible experience. First, you have to explain where it's from. Second, you have to explain, if you have time, to the person all the events leading to said reference in the particular episode of whatever TV show that you're referencing. Lastly, you have to explain to that person that "you just had to be there" because you realize that explaining a story from TV takes a lot of time and emotional effort and you really have to wonder if that person you're talking to lives in a cave or not.
Thankfully, our friend Scott here would rather suck his dad off than do any of that.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Awkward
Tweeted 2-17-10
This is part 1 of a short series of Scottitweets that I'm calling "Scott Visits His Dad". Sometimes I wish I could tell you that these tweets aren't real, but I'm glad that they are. You really have to 'get' this kind of humor to really appreciate it. Believe me, folks.. these tweets ONLY get better (or worse if you don't get it). Enjoy them either way!
This is part 1 of a short series of Scottitweets that I'm calling "Scott Visits His Dad". Sometimes I wish I could tell you that these tweets aren't real, but I'm glad that they are. You really have to 'get' this kind of humor to really appreciate it. Believe me, folks.. these tweets ONLY get better (or worse if you don't get it). Enjoy them either way!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Chivalry
Tweeted 2-5-2010
Bah, too much coffee has my hands a little shaky. Not good. That didn't stop me from drawing a tweet of Scott knocking his wife down a few notches, though. What a gentleman.
This was actually taken from TWO tweets done back to back, seperated respectively. I just had to throw that out there for "those" people.
Bah, too much coffee has my hands a little shaky. Not good. That didn't stop me from drawing a tweet of Scott knocking his wife down a few notches, though. What a gentleman.
This was actually taken from TWO tweets done back to back, seperated respectively. I just had to throw that out there for "those" people.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Courtesy
Tweeted 7-15-2010
Not sure if the drawing of today's Scottitweet came out clear or not. Scott's waiting in a public restroom for this guy to get done with the toilet stall even though the other stall is empty. Why doesn't he just go in the empty one? Well, because Scott has desires just like the rest of us.
Remember, Scott is a REAL person and all the text you see in these drawings are from his actual tweets. No extra dialogue added. That's why I love doin this.
Btw, next post I'll be putting up something new from a good friend of mine. Same sketchpad comic stuff that you see here, just from a new person. When I get a real website I'll be able to organize these in sections or something. I really haven't built a website since the Angelfire/Geocities days back when I was 14, but I did it in raw HTML on notepad. I'm sure things haven't changed much, right?
Not sure if the drawing of today's Scottitweet came out clear or not. Scott's waiting in a public restroom for this guy to get done with the toilet stall even though the other stall is empty. Why doesn't he just go in the empty one? Well, because Scott has desires just like the rest of us.
Remember, Scott is a REAL person and all the text you see in these drawings are from his actual tweets. No extra dialogue added. That's why I love doin this.
Btw, next post I'll be putting up something new from a good friend of mine. Same sketchpad comic stuff that you see here, just from a new person. When I get a real website I'll be able to organize these in sections or something. I really haven't built a website since the Angelfire/Geocities days back when I was 14, but I did it in raw HTML on notepad. I'm sure things haven't changed much, right?
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Breakfast
Tweeted 11-23-2010
Not sure why this was tweeted, but it seems fitting for this weekend... and every other weekend ever.
Wanted to give a shout out to a pretty talented writer and musician, Brad Reese, and his super site Work of Fiction
He's pretty much the reason why I started this little project, so send him compliments and admiration because artists NEED that.
Later, folks.
Not sure why this was tweeted, but it seems fitting for this weekend... and every other weekend ever.
Wanted to give a shout out to a pretty talented writer and musician, Brad Reese, and his super site Work of Fiction
He's pretty much the reason why I started this little project, so send him compliments and admiration because artists NEED that.
Later, folks.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Tact
Tweeted 10-22-2010
Some may think that these are tweets from a lunatic, but Scott has some credibility that may surprise some of you. This guy has a Ph.D from a REAL university and works as a biochemist. Cool, huh? It's funny how these days you can actually lead sort of a double life quite easily... alls need is an internet connection and you now have an automatic outlet for the insane thoughts that brew in your head. Some thoughts are more random and/or insane than others, obviously.
I say lead your double lives... and hopefully you can merge them together one day. I see my own internet and real life merging together more and more everyday. It's great!
Just don't tell my parents.
Some may think that these are tweets from a lunatic, but Scott has some credibility that may surprise some of you. This guy has a Ph.D from a REAL university and works as a biochemist. Cool, huh? It's funny how these days you can actually lead sort of a double life quite easily... alls need is an internet connection and you now have an automatic outlet for the insane thoughts that brew in your head. Some thoughts are more random and/or insane than others, obviously.
I say lead your double lives... and hopefully you can merge them together one day. I see my own internet and real life merging together more and more everyday. It's great!
Just don't tell my parents.
Fashion
Tweeted 10-23-2010
Gay is a word that is so widely used and also changes it's meaning over time... it used to mean happy... which used to refer to a homosexual... people now use it to refer to something dumb or idiotic... and will probably refer to something that's really good, as our friend Scott here is prophesizing. I guess today's as good as any to start that trend, right? Just think of times that you'd use the term "really good" and replace with the word "gay". That should keep your head busy for a while.
Gay is a word that is so widely used and also changes it's meaning over time... it used to mean happy... which used to refer to a homosexual... people now use it to refer to something dumb or idiotic... and will probably refer to something that's really good, as our friend Scott here is prophesizing. I guess today's as good as any to start that trend, right? Just think of times that you'd use the term "really good" and replace with the word "gay". That should keep your head busy for a while.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Whiskey Bent
Tweeted 12-8-2010
Not much to explain here... so I'll leave you with some lyrics that describes our friend, Scott
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man
Not much to explain here... so I'll leave you with some lyrics that describes our friend, Scott
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man
A. rocket. man.
Death
Tweeted on 1-15-2011
I'm almost positive that beating Mike Tyson's Punch Out would be the ONLY thing to flash before my eyes... oh, and beating Super Metroid in under 3 hours to see Samus in a bikini. So worth it.
Seems like these pages that I'm drawing on are a bit too small... I had a boat load of video game references that I wanted to put on here but there's only so much you can fit on these 9" x 6" pages. I may revisit this same tweet in the future on a bigger sheet with input from my fellow video game nerds out there. What's your proudest video game achievement?
I guess it's time to bust out the giant sketchbook. More characters to come... which means that if Scott has ever @ replied to any of yous on twitter, you have a good chance of being crudely drawn on here by me!
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Aggression
Tweeted by Scott on Oct 14th, 2011
Happy aggressive Saturday everyone! I hope you've been enjoying these as much as I enjoy drawing them. I'll keep doing this until Scott stops tweeting insanity or I find someone else's tweets that I can illustrate. Btw, someone keeps saying that I need an RSS feed... I'm not sure what that is, but if you're into that kind of stuff then copy and paste this link to whatever you use:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheBastardSonOfHope
Catch ya'll on the flip flop!
Happy aggressive Saturday everyone! I hope you've been enjoying these as much as I enjoy drawing them. I'll keep doing this until Scott stops tweeting insanity or I find someone else's tweets that I can illustrate. Btw, someone keeps saying that I need an RSS feed... I'm not sure what that is, but if you're into that kind of stuff then copy and paste this link to whatever you use:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheBastardSonOfHope
Catch ya'll on the flip flop!
Friday, February 4, 2011
Composure
I started to worry that I've been depicting Scott as too much of a pervert in my drawings, but yesterday he posted a link of a Japanese animated woman with a giant floppy and flaccid cock. When asked why he posted it, he replied with "because I fucking RULE!"
I don't worry so much anymore.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Cultured
I would definitely consider going to an adult theater as a cultural experience. How many times have you passed by one of these and laughed... only to then think to yourself "that actually WOULD be pretty cool to do". Seems like these were all the rage before the first pixelated tit was available for download on whatever form of internet it was on.
Next time you think of going into town to pretend to be intellectually stimulated, think about going to a place where you don't have to pretend. You WILL come out a better person after it's all said and done. Our friend Scott here knows what I'm talkin about.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Scotty Got Fingered
Tweeted September 30th, 2010
The original idea was to have our friend Scott here on the bus on the way to the doctor, but I the task of drawing the actual interior of a bus is way beyond me right now. I never actually found out if Scott ever got fingered that day, but knowing him I'm sure he tried his damnedest.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Tribute to a Work in Progress
More of this to come.
Scott's tweets VS the World
Some of you may know my friend Scott and most of you don't. This guy doesn't have a lot of followers on his twitter account (99 as I'm posting this), but what he tweets is pretty good. So good, in fact, that I started drawing some of his tweets.
They're a little rough. Most things I post here will be first drafts as I hope to (but probably won't) polish it up sometime in the future. For now, I'm just having fun with them.
Here's episode one of "Scottitweets"
They're a little rough. Most things I post here will be first drafts as I hope to (but probably won't) polish it up sometime in the future. For now, I'm just having fun with them.
Here's episode one of "Scottitweets"
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